i suppose that it being more than a year since i joined da, i should perhaps for once introduce myself in a form other than that of an obscure lined ripped from my notebook.

my name is ashlee jordan. i spend a large amount of my time sitting on the edge of david carlson's bathtub in frankfort, illinois, while talking about my job as i wait for him to get ready. i don't mind awkward silences; in fact, i welcome them. i'm a romantic and i believe putting your best fight into keeping the person you love. i am a terrible driver and every day of my life, i manage to nearly kill myself and everyone in my car at least once. i'm told i'm funny. and short. i'm not sure about the first part but the latter is definitely true. at a mighty 5'2", i fear nothing.